10  One of the best books I have ever read (or I know the author).

9  Loved it. Everyone should read it.

8  Enjoyed it. Would recommend it.

7  Enjoyed it but with reservations.

6  It was okay.

5  Not awful but not really worth the time.

4  It annoyed me.

3  Called my friends to say how much I hated it.

2  Called my friends to say how much I hated it and then threw it across the room.

1 Bring back book burnings.